Did You Ever Stop and Wonder? If You Didn’t You Might Now!

Lets start off by having a little fun with some random questions.

 

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why toasters always have a setting so high that it could burn the toast to a horrible crisp that no decent human being would eat?
Why there’s a light in the fridge and not the freezer?
Why you never see the headline – ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why ‘abbreviated’ is such a long word?
Why Doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Why you have to click on ‘Start’ to stop ‘Windows’?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why there isn’t mouse flavoured cat food?
Who taste dog food when it has a ‘new and improved’ flavor?
Why Goofy stands erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
Why Noah didn’t swat those two mosquitoes?
Why sheep don’t shrink when it rains?
Who the first person was to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things there, and drink whatever comes out”
Why the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, but can’t fix a hole in a boat?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
What do you call male ballerinas?
If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why the ‘Alphabet song’ and ‘Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star’ have the same tune?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Why when you blog in a blow face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why do brain cells come and go, but fat cells are forever?
How important does someone have to be before they can be ‘assassinated’ rather than just plain murdered?
Why round pizza gets delivered in a square box?
Why people pay to go up into tall buildings just to put money in binoculars to look at the things on the ground?
When you get to heaven/paradise/nirvana, are you stuck wearing whatever you were buried or cremated in forever?
Why people refer to a good nights sleep as having ‘slept like a baby’ when a baby wakes up every hour?
Why do people press harder on a remote control when they know the batteries are dying?
Why does someone believe you when you tell them there are four billion stars, but they have to check when you tell them the paint is wet?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
what was the best thing before sliced bread?